Be 'too stupid' to acknowledge their right to prevent you from beginning the task. Begin your 'assigned task.' with or without your arguers agreement. Insist that the person you are arguing with track down the bureaucrat you named to confirm your orders. Everyone else's orders are either out of date, or wrong, or being interpreted wrongly. Your orders are correct and current and must be filled out to the letter. Insist that you are acting on orders from a high ranking bureaucrat.

Rex personally? Or will you be filing Imperial Navy form 132C, Imperial Government of Tatooine forms 1088J and 1573C, and Mos Eisely provincial government form 76T to have the Navy compensate him?' 'Move along.' A storm trooper once threatened to have me 'deactivated with his boot.' 'Sir! I am the property of Theloneoys Rex, a person of some import in these parts, and have been appraised by the bank of Mos Eisley at 9,832 credits.

When in doubt, claim to have a rich, powerful, and most importantly litigous master. I just waltzed right in, unlocked the ship, waltzed out, and began preflight on the ship. I completely ignored the blaster fight, I made no hostile actions, I was 'too stupid' to know that I shouldn't be there, and no-one targeted me. As a droid I walked into the middle of the firefight and released the locks like it was my job. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more. Leaving almost all of the fighters dead, CorSec arrives on the scene. Nil, expecting this responds by knocking her out and continuing the fire fight. Agreeing on a transfer, Jacelyn reveals her true nature and attempts to threaten Nil. Specialising in Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40k. Nil manages to confront the leader of the fighters, staunch anti-Empire partisans, whom hold Jacelyn hostage. Wargaming web-store with low prices, speedy delivery and excellent customer service. The party was having a blaster fight in the control tower at the spaceport to try to release the locks. Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Droid Tech Specialization Deck: Edge of the Empire - All Role Playing Games In Stock - Role Playing Games / Books.

'Stupid subservient slaves' are invisible. Only disillusion them rarely, but when you do, go big or go home.Īs a 'stupid subservient slave' any time you want to argue with someone, do it by being 'too stupid' to understand any subtext the other arguer has. The last time I did it I gave myself the following guidelines for rping:Įveryone thinks of you as a stupid subservient slave.

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